Grandpa's like a Tortoise

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Just for fun.... ;)

Grandpa's like a tortoise,
So old and very slow
He's always popping pills
And he's got oxygen to go

Grandpa's like a tortoise
He's grey and very wise
If he keeps shrinking at this rate
He'll be just half his size

Grandpa's like a tortoise
He's always in a mess
On Thursdays he comes out his house
And plays a game of chess

Grandpa's like a tortoise
He's wrinkled and all stooped
He trundles to the sitting room
And claims that he is pooped.

Grandpa's like a tortoise
He never sits up straight
He takes so long to do things
We always end up late

Grandpa's like a tortoise
He's lived so very long
His bodies frail and aged
But his mind is very strong

Grandpa's like a tortoise
He's short and round and squat
We always catch him napping
He does it quite a lot

Grandpa's like a tortoise
His skin is old and saggy
He never tucks his shirt in
And his pants are always baggy

Grandpa's like a tortoise
He cannot touch his toes
His eyebrows are all bushy
And hair grows out his nose

Grandpa's like a tortoise
It's wine he likes to drink
Colour doesn't matter
Red or white or pink.

Grandpa's like a tortoise
He is a fussy eater
He eats up prunes to set him free
And downs fruit juice by the litre

Grandpa's like a tortoise
He cannot play the harp
He likes to play the stock exchange
I think he's pretty sharp

Grandpa's like a tortoise
He's never in a rush
He likes to sit and watch TV
And everyone must shush

Grandpa's like a tortoise
He has a dickie heart
When he thinks we're not listening
He likes to burp and fart

Grandpa's like a tortoise
He can be very funny
He likes to sit out by the pool
When it's nice and sunny.

Grandpa's like a tortoise
When all is said and done
He really likes to have a laugh
And have a bit of fun!


Lulu 30/10/2011